Social Soak Enthusiasts Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'He's been shot!'

Beer Lunch

"Wine is plant-based food."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Everyone at happy hour is grumpy.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Happy hour.

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

Man at bar: 'Drinking to forget?' Other man: 'Don't remind me!'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

19th Hole.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"My wine! My bubbles!"

'A table near the wine steward, please.'