Soak Enthusiast Pillows

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Loofah Lady

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Penny

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Shakespeare in the clink

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'