Soothing Soak Lover Pillows

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'More bubbles!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Mom's Spa'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Woman in a bathtub.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'You must be crazy.'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

How to recover from a bad day

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"He looks so relaxed."

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

Spa. The fitness trainer said I've been letting it hang out for too long to just tuck it back in.

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

'The fish are pretty relaxing, eh Mr.Jenkins? Mr. Jenkins?..'

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

Flower growing out of a face mask

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'