Soothing Soak Lover Pillows

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

'More bubbles!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A Manicure

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'Mom's Spa'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Woman in a bathtub.

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'You must be crazy.'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

How to recover from a bad day

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

"He looks so relaxed."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Flower growing out of a face mask

'The fish are pretty relaxing, eh Mr.Jenkins? Mr. Jenkins?..'

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'Blast it's raining!'