Soaking Pillows

"Why bring a hot water bottle into a hot tub?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Bathing the dog

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Taking it easy

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Privates Beach"

Sunbathers.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."