Bubbly Soak Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

Bubbly

Bathing the dog

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Champagne

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Prosecco

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Champagne

A little fizz?

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Prosecco

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Sabrage!

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

The night they invented champagne.

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

Wine Party

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

How to recover from a bad day

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"He looks so relaxed."

How to recover from a bad day

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Fascinator

Prosecco Drinker

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."