Summer Soaker Pillows

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Summertime

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Lemonade without borders.

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

The Interloper.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Bach in a Hot Tub!