Spill Soaker Pillows

'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Lazy plumber.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

"I swear I'll get up and go mouse hunting as soon as this spot of sun is gone."

Spring Training

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."

The First Spring Clean

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

Relaxing in the pool.

'Before you go toodling off with the boys, you're going to help me with the spring cleaning!'

"Because I say sew."

'I'm going out to get my clubs ready for spring.'

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

'Maybe you shouldn't have said, 'The wine's on me.''

Mr. Popularity.

'Too much information!'

'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'

'You are what you drink. In your case it's stout.'

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'

Bob believed in the ripple effect. Which was surprising, given that his own ripple didn't appear to be all that effective.

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

"Dang! I spilled my drink! Um...but don't worry. I spilled it on the same spot where I spilled it yesterday!"