Soaking Philosopher Pillows

He lay submerged, breathing through a straw - just to see how long it would take for anyone to notice.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

An idea box in a shower

'How's the water, dear?'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Rutger Shower

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Mozart on a lilo

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Fish near-death experiences.

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"You're overthinking this."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

Artist Misses the Point

Lemmings on Vacation