Philosopher In Pool Pillows

Change Rooms.

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Lemniskate

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How's the water, dear?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

The Meaning of Life

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Fish near-death experiences.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Lemmings on Vacation

"Are you new around here?"

Snub Marine