Swim Session Philosopher Pillows

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

An abacus swimming pool

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

'How's the water, dear?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"OMG!"

Mozart on a lilo

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Fish near-death experiences.

Artist Misses the Point

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"You're overthinking this."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"I beg to differ, Miss. My answer is correct. It's your question that's wrong."

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."