Swing Set Philosopher Pillows

"Baldo, sometimes work isn't fair. One time my cousin was on a swing and she got off to pick up a piece of purple bubble gum and someone rode of with her bike."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Swinging

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

Stone henge swing.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

The Meaning of Life

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."