Swing Set Strategist Pillows

"Swinging into action is the easy part. It's the waiting that gets you."

Swings Doctor

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Swing

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Swing without a tree

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Golf

Boxing

Golfers lost on the road

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'