Swing Set Strategist Gifts

"Swinging into action is the easy part. It's the waiting that gets you."

Swings Doctor

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Swinging

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Swing

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Swing without a tree

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Boxing