Swingset Enthusiast Gifts

Mood Swings.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Swinging

"This never happened."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

"This is my man cave."

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Swing without a tree

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Golf

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Time Tree