Swingset Philosopher Gifts

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

It can be taken up at any age....

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

For sale - Used only Once.

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golfers lost on the road