Swing Set Storyteller Gifts

'I know what you mean... These things used to help me concentrate. Now they just get me to normal.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

Mark Knopfler.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

Daughters at Bedtime

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Don Pasquale

A bride and a groom on a swing

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Automatic swing machine

Lute

Maestro

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."