Swing Set Storyteller Pillows

'I know what you mean... These things used to help me concentrate. Now they just get me to normal.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Daughters at Bedtime

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Lute

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Don Pasquale

A bride and a groom on a swing

Maestro

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."