Swing Set Wizard Pillows

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Swinging

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Swing without a tree

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

Time Tree

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Pit crew fix a tire swing

"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."