Swing Set Fanatic Pillows

"I like your dad – but I think he pushes you too hard."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).