Swing Set Fanatic Pillows

"I like your dad – but I think he pushes you too hard."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"