Swing Set Aficionados Pillows

"How does this make you feel?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Golf

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"This is where I come to unwind."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfers lost on the road

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Mood Swings.

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'