Swingset Enthusiast Pillows

Mood Swings.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"This never happened."

Swinging

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"This is my man cave."

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Swing without a tree

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

Golfers lost on the road

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

Time Tree

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'