Swing Strategist Gifts

Testing the first doc call.

I came up with a foolproof way to knock ten strokes off my game...

'If I were you I'd cheat!' (Golf lessons).

"Mind if we play through?"

'I like to do business on the golf course Smithers - you're fired.'

'Unless we get better - we'll have to start earlier.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'When I advised you to shift your weight, I didn't mean ALL of it!'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

Anatomy of a golfer's brain.

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Swinging

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Target your customer.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'