Swing Scientist Gifts

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Common golf problems. Butcher - slice, Pirate - hook.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

Golfing Gods.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'