Hit it! The Big Band Theory.
Swing Science Buff Gifts
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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
At the Museum
"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
Albert Einstein
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'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'
'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'
"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
God Sneezes Out Creation
Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.
he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne
Young Dr. Dolittle.
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"
'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'
"Technically, it's a mammal."
Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus
Swinging
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
"This never happened."
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
You must be this tall.
Scientist admires his structure of a dog
'Maybe the batteries are dead.'
"It started with a simple case of peer-review."
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"
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