Swing Set Strategists Pillows

"Listen to me, John. Tell them this is our final offer."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

"This never happened."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Swing without a tree

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"This is where I come to unwind."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"How does this make you feel?"

At the golf detox clinic.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"