Swing Set Strategists Mugs

"Listen to me, John. Tell them this is our final offer."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

Swinging

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Swing without a tree

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Golf

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golfers lost on the road

Health & Safety Official Tester.

At the golf detox clinic.

"How does this make you feel?"

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."