Swim Lesson Skeptic Pillows

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Swimming Prankster

Bankside

An abacus swimming pool

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'Can't you read?!'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Pool lovers

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Join me in a beer?

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Mozart swimming.

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Lifesaver for Captain and his Teddy

Ducks following a child.

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."