Swim Lesson Skeptic Gifts

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Swimming Prankster

Bankside

An abacus swimming pool

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"I'm beached body ready."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Join me in a beer?

Pool lovers

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Mozart swimming.

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Lifesaver for Captain and his Teddy

Ducks following a child.

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

'Sorry Mr Platypus, but we have little need for a swimming-instructor around here...'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'