Sporty Skeptic Pillows

"Mind if we play through?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

End of football season - UK

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something."

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

'I can't decide which I'm least excited about...the royal wedding or the Olympics.'

'I'm using my eyes, how are you looking at it?'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'...You've got no game.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

"So is this the fun part, or will there be even bigger bugs sticking to my face soon?"

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.