Soaking Gifts

"Why bring a hot water bottle into a hot tub?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Iliadette.

Bathing the dog

"Privates Beach"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I blame global warming!'

Taking it easy

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

Sunbathers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."