Sun-soaker Gifts

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"I swear I'll get up and go mouse hunting as soon as this spot of sun is gone."

Relaxing in the pool.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Iliadette.

Taking it easy

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathing in Autumn

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"