Screen Sunbather Gifts

Sunbathing with your PC.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Iliadette.

Taking it easy

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Sunbathers.

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

Catatonic

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.