Soak Enthusiast Prints

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Where Indian ink came from.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Penny

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Shakespeare in the clink

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"