Bath Enthusiasts Prints

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"So if you've nothing on for the next ten minutes or so..."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'