Surgical Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that tickles the funny bone of a surgical humorist? Our collection blends medical knowledge with sharp wit, offering a range of creative products that celebrate the lighter side of surgery and healthcare. Perfect for those who thrive on humor in the medical field, these items bring a humorous touch to any surgical professional or enthusiast's day.

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"OK, the old ones in my right hand..." mockup

"OK, the old ones in my right hand..."

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'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...' mockup

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

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Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...' mockup

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

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'Now, I know I came in here for something!'

'Now, I know I came in here for something!' mockup

'Now, I know I came in here for something!'

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"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine." mockup

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

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'Malpractice? No -it's not our dog.' mockup

'Malpractice? No -it's not our dog.'

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"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!" mockup

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

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'Hear that, Daniels, he just said 'malarky'. See if you can get him to say 'sassafras' ha ha ha.'

'Hear that, Daniels, he just said 'malarky'. See if you can get him to say 'sassafras' ha ha ha.' mockup

'Hear that, Daniels, he just said 'malarky'. See if you can get him to say 'sassafras' ha ha ha.'

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'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.' mockup

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

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Current location

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"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits." mockup

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

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A Surgeon's Weights

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"Of course, with hindsight it was probably a mistake to perform my own facelift."

"Of course, with hindsight it was probably a mistake to perform my own facelift." mockup

"Of course, with hindsight it was probably a mistake to perform my own facelift."

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Surgeon using hover mower

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"I love spring days when we get to work outdoors."

"I love spring days when we get to work outdoors." mockup

"I love spring days when we get to work outdoors."

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Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

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"Hey. When we he wakes up, how 'bout I talk but you make the faces."

"Hey. When we he wakes up, how 'bout I talk but you make the faces." mockup

"Hey. When we he wakes up, how 'bout I talk but you make the faces."

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'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...' mockup

'It was a trememdous piece of surgery!...'

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'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.' mockup

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

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"Rolling pizza cutter."

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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed." mockup

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

from $19.00

Ice Cream Surgeon

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"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist." mockup

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

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Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy. mockup

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?" mockup

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

from $19.00

Vlad the Inhaler

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"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer." mockup

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

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"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.' mockup

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

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'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

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'ooh! A womb with a view.'

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE. mockup

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young. mockup

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

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'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.' mockup

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

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'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...' mockup

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

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Surgical Humorist Gifts Collection

Surgical Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for surgical humorists—find the ideal witty design to brighten their mornings and showcase their Medical wit.

Surgical Humorist Pillows

Discover our playful pillows with surgical jokes and witty graphics—an amusing addition to any medical professional’s lounge or living space.

Surgical Humorist Prints

Browse our humorous prints that celebrate surgical wit—perfect for decorating a medical office or a personal space with laughter.

Surgical Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts for surgical humorists—funny, clever, and designed to bring smiles in or out of the OR.