Surgery Supporter Gifts

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'I'll try to get sent off early luv, so I can take you to the hospital for your operation.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Body Building

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Anatomy.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Thank you."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

"Tell me about your programmer."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

He really puts his heart into it!

Patient jumps out of window.

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."