Surgery Spectator Gifts

So, yes, anytime a client wants to observe their pets' surgery...

'If we hurry I can still catch the third period.'

'What's all this? Haven't you people ever seen a prostatectomy before?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

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Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

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Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.