Surgery Supporter Pillows

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'I'll try to get sent off early luv, so I can take you to the hospital for your operation.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Body Building

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Anatomy.

"Thank you."

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Patient jumps out of window.

He really puts his heart into it!

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."