Supernatural Detective Gifts

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'Hello? Is this Paranormal vet service? My cat has a horrible crop-circle infestation!!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

Astral Projection

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Elusive Shadow.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Newton's Law and Order.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Lost Property - Missing Head

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."