Paranormal Detectives Gifts

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I found the termites!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Channelling on the Cheap

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Ghostship

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Now how did she know?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."