Paranormal Detectives Pillows

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I found the termites!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Channelling on the Cheap

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Ghostship

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Now how did she know?"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

Monster Realtor