Supernatural Investigator Gifts

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Astral Projection

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Ghostship

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Complexity Made Simple.