Supernatural Investigator Gifts

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

He looks so natural lying there...

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Channelling on the Cheap

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Ghostship

Complexity Made Simple.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'