Supernatural Detective Prints

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'Hello? Is this Paranormal vet service? My cat has a horrible crop-circle infestation!!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Elusive Shadow.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Newton's Law and Order.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."