Supernatural Sleuth Gifts

"I've got a knocking coming from drawer 34. What's the procedure?"

"It appears to be a group message from the other side. Do you want to Reply All?"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I will not be scared. Noises have scientific, logical explanations. Unless it's brain-eating monsters from Planet X!"

Fortune teller's answering crystal.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Unhappy Earthbound Ghost.

'Perhaps he is talking from beyond the grave, but do you really want to know what he's saying?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

"Yes, I'm reading a book on paranormal phenomena. Why do you ask?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Image of devil on poster with caption 'Wanted Undead or Alive'.

"Why are you bring that?"

"...An old librarian wearing glasses directed you to the supernatural section?... Well, there was someone fitting your description who worked here once, but..."

If there's anyone there, type yes - and please hit reply all this time.

"High? This place is off he goddam charts."

Haunted New York

"Now, suddenly, you’re not allowed to scare the pants off people."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

The Return of the Psychic Diner

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Scarecrow.

'Move it along folks, nothin' to see here but a dead hunchback, surrounded by a strange celestial light, and a host of whispering insects.'