Superficial Chatter Pillows

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Are you in here tonight?'

Hot Line

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

"This is the wine talking."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .