Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)
Superficial Chatter Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for someone who loves engaging in superficial chatter? Our collection captures the fun, wit, and irony of light, everyday talk. Whether it’s for a friend known for their chatty nature or someone who enjoys witty banter, these items add humor and charm to their day. Find the ideal mug, tee, pillow, or print that celebrates their love for casual, superficial conversations and bring a smile to their face.
"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"
Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).
The Female Brain and The Other One
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'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'
'Your tweets have quite a following.'
"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."
Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.
Hot Line
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
'Are you in here tonight?'
'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'
'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'
'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''
"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"
"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."
"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"
Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...
"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."
"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"
New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer
"This is the wine talking."
'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'
'I really don't miss the water cooler.'
Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.
'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'
'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'
"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."
'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'
This call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes.
Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .
Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !
Superficial Chatter Gifts Collection
Superficial Chatter Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for fans of superficial chatter, perfect for adding humor to their daily coffee or tea moments.
Superficial Chatter Pillows
Add some fun to their home decor with pillows featuring witty designs about superficial chatter—comfort and humor combined.
Superficial Chatter Prints
Browse our artistic prints that celebrate lighthearted socializing, perfect for enlivening any room with a touch of wit.
Superficial Chatter T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts that capture the essence of superficial chatter—ideal for casual wear and making a playful statement.