Sundance Film Festival Gifts

Frozen nude protesters at Sundance will be used as ice sculptures

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Glastonbury. After.

Leslie Caron.

"Bloody hell!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

This side is the gag reel.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

The Cremaster Cycle

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Now Playing at the Europlex

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Making healthy eating bearable.

King Kong

Movies through the decades.

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Duplass Brothers

Daniel Day Lewis

John Waters

Animation Film Festival. Great, now I have a toon stuck in my head.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Tenafly International Film Festival