Sundance Film Festival Gifts

Frozen nude protesters at Sundance will be used as ice sculptures

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Glastonbury. After.

"Bloody hell!"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

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The Cremaster Cycle

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Making healthy eating bearable.

Movies through the decades.

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Duplass Brothers

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