Strike Humorist Gifts

"How much longer are the anesthesiologists going to be on strike?"

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Magic Act

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Track & Field & Stream magazine

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

Shows Bundt

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'I don't like this. . .'

The Theatre of Mime.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).