Strike Humorist Pillows

"How much longer are the anesthesiologists going to be on strike?"

Police Strike - 'Shall we beat ourselves up?'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Magic Act

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

Track & Field & Stream magazine

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Shows Bundt

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'I don't like this. . .'

The Slumber Party.

Bus Stop Evolution

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'