Strategic Sweetheart Gifts

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'I sent out for everything.'

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Mergers or acquisitions.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

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"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'I'm thinking merger.'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Tonight we'll make love in the shadows of the great pyramids."

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

"I know, I know – I forgot the rose."